LAVALava Revue & Conga

What is a lavalava?


The Lava-lava (or Pareo) is a unisex Polynesian garment like a wrap skirt, commonly worn by men.  

We want all our fellas and ladies to show up and show off their lavalava, answer a question or two from our panel of the loudest, most entertaining judges we can find like Margo Scott of Rocket Betty Designs, and showcase a talent.  

Mark Hooper presiding! Then the winner will lead everyone on a Conga line through the hotel. Just because.

How do I enter?


Everyone in a lavalava, pareo, sarong, or similar can be in the show. Dress to impress.

You can grab a lavalava at our Trading Post or Bazaar, or a handy sarong or tablecloth and join day of!  You can also fill out this snazzy webform and be listed below, if, you know, you do things in advance.

Don't forget, you can send us questions for the contestants as well! (below)

What do I win?


First, you get to come watch the first Lavalava revue: the talent show with SNARK. You get to watch how far off the rails this goes.  Oh, and also, the judges pick will win a new Ukulele donated by our sponsor Uke Republic. AND there's a people's choice award who will get...something.  And EVERYONE will get to be in the hotel-spanning conga line at the end!


Drop us a line!

I want to be in the Lavalava revue, talentshow & Conga!


Submit a question

Send a question that may be asked on stage

Send a question to ask our contestants